BUHAY TAMBAY!

(click here for Kuya Ace’s post regarding “near death experience!”)

My comment: The story was well written… It can pass as a literary masterpiece, it might even win a Pulitzer Prize! BUT there is a big flaw… It is also farfetched! Diba sa pelikula lang nangyayari yan? That is a bunch of… hmmm… LIES (na lang)! Bakit ba ako affected…? Di naman ako si WAYNE! DANE ang pangalan ko… DANE oh hindi WAYNE! Hahaha!

Melanie and I went to the Vans Warped Tour ‘08… I enjoyed the bands; and surprisingly they have some pretty nice songs… Anyway, at the latter part of the concert I was approached by this mid-30’s guy (who reeks of alcohol)… He tapped my shoulders and said… “Ei bro, enjoying the band?” or something like that (bingi na ako nung mga panahong yun sa sobrang lakas ng tugtog). I just said “yeah… hehe!” then smiled! He said “Ei bro, do you have some weed? My buddy here doesn’t wanna get up and go home without weed…” and pointed to the wasted man on the steps… I said “No! I don’t have weed…!” then he left… After a few minutes he came back… “Ei bro, do you have some weed?” I said “Ei, I don’t do weed! No I don’t have weed!” so… he left… for the third time he came, he asked me if again I have weed! “Bro, can I have some Marijuana?”… I said “No… sorry!” I pulled out my phone… then I busted out my acting prowess! “Hello! Hello! I can’t hear you! There’s too much noise… I’ll just get out of here for a second… wait ok…” sabay alis dun sa mama! Hahaha! (I should have threaten him that I will call the cops on him! Pero yun na ang naisip ko eh…)

Anyway, I had fun at the Warped Tour! See some pictures that we took! And you can check out the bands that played on the tour! Just to name a few nandun si Katy Perry, We The Kings, Cobra Starship, Automatic Loveletters, The Academy is…

I swear… they have nice music! You should check them out!

Question remains… Bakit sya humihingi sa akin ng marijuana? Do I really look like a drug addict? user? or pusher…?

Click here for pics (hope you appreciate the pics).

Click here for one of my favorite bands who played (Motion City Soundtrack and Ore Ska Band from Japan). Kami lang kumuha nyan so bear with it!

I have a book here that interests me a lot… the book is CORNY HUMOR… And yes… the book is corny! You’ll laugh because it is soooo corny! Anyway, this book was made by the National Federation of the Blind. This book made me realize how lucky I am that I can see. (may madamdaming kwento pa kasi bago mag joke)

The type size of this post is 14 because typesetting 14 or larger complies with federal standards for the printing of reading materials for visually impaired readers. (baka may visually impaired na gusto mag basa nito…) 

I wanna share these CORNY jokes to make you smile and take your minds off the problems for just a little while.

·        Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? – Because they keep saying “Bach, Bach, Bach…”

·        Two silk worms were in a race. – They ended up in a tie.

·        How do you stop a charging rhinoceros? – You take away his credit card!

·        Two flies are on the porch; which one is the actor? – The one on the screen!

·        What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish? – Swimming trunks

·        Why do florescent lights always hum? – Because they don’t know the words.

·        Why do we dress baby boys in blue and baby girls in pink? – Because they can’t dress themselves!

·        Why are movie stars cool? – Because they have so many fans!

·        Why would Snow White be a good judge? – Because she’s the fairest in the land.

·        Why can’t a man living in the United States be buried in Canada? – Because he’s still alive!

·        How do you fix a broken tomato? – With tomato paste.

A simple tip before I end this part of the post

Last night I had a nightmare… and this was not an ordinary nightmare… it was my childhood nightmare! It’s weird because I haven’t dreamt of that for a very long time. Every time I am really scared eh I dream about it. It’s not that scary… it’s like this… In my dream I am a kid… I’m in a big hollow room… complete darkness… I can hear voices echoing… random words… random voices… then big blocks of cushion slowly falling… forming a dome, trapping me inside. Then the voices and the echoes are fading… I can feel the room is getting tighter and tighter… Until I can’t hear anything! Until I can barely breathe! I was not trying to get out… I was not crying for help… I just stood there scared and motionless. I feel like there is nothing I can do… nothing but to accept what is happening to me… Anyway, as far as I can remember, the last time I had this nightmare was when my Dad died (almost 9 years ago). My questions now are… Why dream of it now…? I was not scared when I went to sleep… I was not thinking of any problems or whatsoever… What does it mean…? What does it trying to tell me or what does it want me to do…?