Kuya Ace, Ate Fanela, the kids and I went to Las Vegas for the 4th of July. We went there for only a day! Road trip! Woohoo! Kuya Ace was the designated driver and I was his co-pilot. We used GPS so we could get there easier. Kuya Ace asked me to set it up and he said “buti nalang di voice command yang GPS kundi di ka maiintidihan nyan… baka sabihin mo pa LAS BIGAS!” (Whatever Kuya Ace!). So it was set and we are ready to go! So yun, I was the designated co-pilot, and yun natulog ako! Haha! Pero hindi all the way to Vegas. And getting there was half the fun. But to make the long story short eh we got there and we visited Ate Fanela’s Uncle (Tito Jaime), who was a participant in the World Poker Tour. He lost… but don’t remind him kasi… uhmmm… nevermind… anyway, yun, it was past midnight and hinatid nila ako sa mga Mommy Luvy. We travelled more than 5 hrs so it means that more than 5 hrs of bowel control din yun. Pag dating ko sa mga Mommy Luvy eh I said “kamusta po… blah… blah… ok lang po… blah… blah…”, “pwede napo ako umakyat, mag bibihis lang po ako…” so I did… but what I did was jumerbs ako… so yun, magaan na ang pakiramdam ko but the bathroom stank like $h!t… eh walang Lysol or pabango! I dunno what to do to cover up 
the stench! Then nakakita ako ng Windex, I said “pwede na ‘to!” so nag spray ako sa salamin nila and na spray-an din ang lababo and sahig. And I can’t just leave it that way so nag linis ako ng banyo ng wala sa oras! Hmmm… Lemony na ang amoy ng banyo! Haha! My resourcefulness did not end there, nung nasa kwarto na ako (and everybody was sleeping) I suddenly had the urge to take a shower ‘cuz it was so hot! It was 1120 F out there. And nag linis ako ng banyo diba, I felt dirty! Haha! So, I did… naligo ako. When I was done, I remembered that I don’t have a towel. I forgot to ask a towel from Mommy Luvy. Nakakita ako ng towel na maliit. I was kinda hesitant to use it kasi maganda yung towel, parang pang decoration lang, parang pang Christmas pa nga yung towel kasi may mga reindeer! Di ko alam kung maaga sila mag decorate for Christmas o yun yung last year pa! Still, I used it to dry myself, it’s kinda dusty but it did the job! Sorry Mommy Luvy kung di ginagamit yun!
The next day, we went to Kuya Cenon’s house to have a get together lunch. After that eh umuwi na kami. Our stay could have been longer if only Kuya Ace would call in sick for work haha!
It was fun to visit other relatives, kailangan lang talaga umuwi… Next time nalang ulit… Next time…
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